February 2012
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Me: Oh, I'm such a good child. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I don't sneak out to go partying. My grades are quite good. when I compare myself to those in my class..wow, I'm almost a role model. My parents must be so proud of me!
Mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
bewuga:
i’m so terrified of the dark if you stuck me in a room and turned all of the lights off and it was pitch black there is a 100% chance that i’ll die in the fetal position drowning in my own tears
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
nucleur:
#teambreezy more like #teamdaddyissues
kurtana:
you light up my life like a mutha fuckin’ lamp
fuck you! suck my balls! i totally remembered you!
i will rip your clit out and shove it down your throat
i don’t know what the heck is on my walls half the time, other than the cupcakes i throw at them
i like beaches, sushi, and small animals who are nice
until next time, i am a lighthouse
i just know my soup
i like the fact that my...
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bewuga:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
iloveprogressiverock:
“im so cold” i whisper to myself as i continue to sit around with no pants on
radlesbian:
did you ever just look at your body and think what the fuck is this
analism:
relationship requirements
be obsessed with me
buy me food
get naked for me
be aware that you belong to me
JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
spooksie:
if you dont read tags then you pretty much miss out on my whole blog
rubee:
rubee:
its times like these where pooping in my pants is not such a horrible idea after all
OKAY EVERYONE I WAS WRONG
I WAS WRONG DO NOT POOP IN YOUR PANTS
DON’T DO IT YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT SO MUCH
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“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What’s essential invisible...”
– The Little Prince
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco
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That one follower that always reblogs you.
I love you.
i’m looking at you kairthe
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Fact #69
If I could sleep with only one person for the rest of my life, I would.
